Mark Cuban sleeps 14 minutes a day.
During that time his penis detaches and
holds conference calls with 3rd world
countries hoping to improve their
exporting business with the Saudis. 

Mark Cuban does not love Raymond. 

Mark Cuban cracked corn and he simply
did not care. 

Mark Cuban celebrates his birthday on
July 32nd. Deal with it. 

Mark Cuban eats spotted owl for
breakfast and washes it down with bald
eagle urine. 

Mark Cuban once hired the band
Nickleback to open his mail. 

If Mark Cuban drops a $20, instead of
bending down to pick it up, it'd be
cheaper for Mark Cuban to choke a mime
and steal his wallet. 

Mark Cuban's hair is made of finely
shredded $100s 

Mark Cuban is to money, what money is to
money. 

Mark Cuban once went on a drinking binge
that lasted a week. When it was over he
woke up in a ditch in Tijuana only to
find out he had made $50 million selling
the rights to HORSECOCK.COM